What if cottagecore and goblincore fell in love?
When a halfling, Pansy, and a goblin, Ren, each think they’ve inherited the same cottage, they make a bargain: they’ll live in the house together and whoever is driven out first forfeits their ownership.
Amidst forced proximity and cultural misunderstandings, the two begin to fall in love.
But when the cottage—and their communities—are threatened by a common enemy, the duo must learn to trust each other, and convince goblins and halflings to band together to oust a tall intruder.
How to Lose a Goblin in Ten Days is a cozy, cottagecore romantasy with vibes similar to popular books like Legends & Lattes and The House in the Cerulean Sea. This is Jessie Sylva’s debut novel, and it’s full of classic romantic comedy tropes that romance readers will love—enemies-to-lovers, forced proximity, grumpy/sunshine, opposites attract, and very literally “only one bed”!
The story follows Pansy Underburrow, a halfling determined to restore her late grandmother’s forest cottage and build a life of her own. When she arrives, she finds the home is already occupied by Ren Woodward, a non-binary goblin who believes the cottage belongs to their clan and has been maintaining it. They agree to share the space temporarily while each tries to prove their claim. Living together creates constant friction as their different cultures and expectations clash, but it also leads to moments of understanding and connection that neither of them expected.
The characters in this book are absolutely charming. Pansy is a relatable, warm-hearted protagonist who longs for a life outside the expectations of her village. Ren, on the other hand, is a fiercely loyal goblin with a softer side under the surface. At first, both are set in their ways, and their cultural clashes lead to snarky comments, moments of resentment, and hilarious dialogue that will have readers laughing out loud! As the story unfolds, their irritation gradually gives way to understanding, respect, and eventually attraction—and it’s written in such a playful, relatable way that readers can’t help rooting for their romance! The supporting characters—from Pansy’s halfling relatives and friends to Ren’s goblin kin, and even the cottage itself—add charm and warmth, helping the quirky world-building come fully alive.
The book’s pacing is steady and character-driven rather than action-heavy. The opening chapters focus on Pansy and Ren navigating the reality of sharing the cottage, from negotiating space to clashing over how the home should be used and cared for. There’s tons of fun banter mixed in, along with tense moments between Pansy and members of the community as she and Ren try to compromise and coexist. By the end, Pansy and Ren grow in how they see themselves and each other—and readers will get all the cozy feels as both characters find a sense of belonging they didn’t have at the beginning!
Overall, How to Lose a Goblin in Ten Days is a cozy, heartfelt fantasy with memorable characters. It’s a strong debut, full of the hallmarks of cozy fantasy and romcoms, packed with popular tropes and world-building that’s unique and engaging—just like the quirky title! Anyone who enjoys slow-burn romance, character-driven fantasy, or stories that make you smile and leave you with warm, cozy vibes should definitely give this one a try!
Narrator Performance
The audiobook of How to Lose a Goblin in Ten Days is read by Maggie Bain, known for her engaging voice and ability to bring characters to life.
Bain portrays halfling protagonist Pansy with a warm, lively, and expressive voice that perfectly captures her curiosity, determination, and dreamer personality. In contrast, goblin Ren is given a steadier, slightly gruff voice layered with dry humor to accurately capture their practical, no-nonsense personality. The tension between Pansy and Ren—especially in the early chapters when they’re constantly clashing over the cottage—is brilliantly evident in the narration. Bain’s expressive narration of the cottage and its surroundings makes the small quarters come alive, emphasizing the forced proximity trope and showing how living so closely together gradually shifts Pansy and Ren from irritation to understanding and cooperation. Bain also uses distinct voices for all the secondary characters, including Pansy’s halfling relatives, townsfolk in the village, and Ren’s goblin kin, making it easy to follow who’s speaking and the character transitions seamless.
Overall, Bain elevates the story with her engaging character portrayals, great pacing, and immersive narration that brings the world-building to life. This audiobook is perfect for anyone who enjoys character-driven cozy fantasy, popular romance tropes, and single-narrator performances that bring the characters and their relationships to life while keeping the story fully engaging.
Narrator Performance
The audiobook of How to Lose a Goblin in Ten Days is read by Maggie Bain, known for her engaging voice and ability to bring characters to life.
Bain portrays halfling protagonist Pansy with a warm, lively, and expressive voice that perfectly captures her curiosity, determination, and dreamer personality. In contrast, goblin Ren is given a steadier, slightly gruff voice layered with dry humor to accurately capture their practical, no-nonsense personality. The tension between Pansy and Ren—especially in the early chapters when they’re constantly clashing over the cottage—is brilliantly evident in the narration. Bain’s expressive narration of the cottage and its surroundings makes the small quarters come alive, emphasizing the forced proximity trope and showing how living so closely together gradually shifts Pansy and Ren from irritation to understanding and cooperation. Bain also uses distinct voices for all the secondary characters, including Pansy’s halfling relatives, townsfolk in the village, and Ren’s goblin kin, making it easy to follow who’s speaking and the character transitions seamless.
Overall, Bain elevates the story with her engaging character portrayals, great pacing, and immersive narration that brings the world-building to life. This audiobook is perfect for anyone who enjoys character-driven cozy fantasy, popular romance tropes, and single-narrator performances that bring the characters and their relationships to life while keeping the story fully engaging.
The audiobook of How to Lose a Goblin in Ten Days is read by Maggie Bain, known for her engaging voice and ability to bring characters to life.
Bain portrays halfling protagonist Pansy with a warm, lively, and expressive voice that perfectly captures her curiosity, determination, and dreamer personality. In contrast, goblin Ren is given a steadier, slightly gruff voice layered with dry humor to accurately capture their practical, no-nonsense personality. The tension between Pansy and Ren—especially in the early chapters when they’re constantly clashing over the cottage—is brilliantly evident in the narration. Bain’s expressive narration of the cottage and its surroundings makes the small quarters come alive, emphasizing the forced proximity trope and showing how living so closely together gradually shifts Pansy and Ren from irritation to understanding and cooperation. Bain also uses distinct voices for all the secondary characters, including Pansy’s halfling relatives, townsfolk in the village, and Ren’s goblin kin, making it easy to follow who’s speaking and the character transitions seamless.
Overall, Bain elevates the story with her engaging character portrayals, great pacing, and immersive narration that brings the world-building to life. This audiobook is perfect for anyone who enjoys character-driven cozy fantasy, popular romance tropes, and single-narrator performances that bring the characters and their relationships to life while keeping the story fully engaging.